That's Not My Morning Jacket

Its not that I don't have anything funny to write I just really seem to concentrate on problems, issues, life, etc. when no one is around.

My sense of humor tends to be like a fancy jacket. You only want to wear it if the right people are going to see it.

Jack Black. That guy seems like he never takes off his jacket. Robin Williams seems to have a strait jacket. Since I'm a funny guy I notice other peoples sense of humor, joke telling ability, the ability to captivate an audience, tell stories, etc. I see it and i recognize it. But what if your jacket is like "being a ladies man" or "being tough." People that gravitate towards these schools of thought and myself rarely have anything in common. I'm actually pretty positive these were the kids that beat me up in grade school.

So what does it all mean?

Nothing.

I've solved another one.

Fast Walker

Fast Walker, walking really fast
He's gonna get there and he won't be last.
Fast Walker, he's got what you need
Would you like another glass of ice tea?
Fast Walker, he'll show you that he cares
Does it faster than a grizzly bear.

(break)

Fast Walker, walking even faster
He's gonna show you that he is the master.
Faster Walker, no such thing exists
He's still the quickest on any list.
Fast Walker, no one else compares
Stands alone with his arms held in the air.

"We will see who believes in Me now."

One of these was a serious religious experience for me. Please play them both in their entirety.

pbbbbt

Screw this blog. I retire it. If I am going to do funny I need a different name.

Whoa...

Hey Mr. Blog, I totally forgot about you! Never fear. I'll bring you back! Life will be glorious, so much to talk about, so many bad stand up comedy bits I can't wait to share with the world.

Come on blog, let's put the fun back in Elefunt.